Friday, February 10, 2006

QotD: Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.

Whatever your situation, from ineffective bladder control to regular CSI invasions, keep bodily fluids where they belong…on our new whisper thin, flushable* sheets, NOT on your mattress. Choose from soft green mint, peachy peach or pink cherry. For those with sensitive skin, also available in soothing, sky-blue aloe vera.

*not appropriate for septic tanks

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