QotD: Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?

Born in Dnalkao, this flower child was raised by devoted, eccentric, wealthy parents on a ranch in Miehana. Little Erica visited the bustling metropolis of Yawdim each summer. Like every other teen in the ‘60’s, she experimented madly with drugs and sex, then settled down and worked for her PhD. Scholarships and her modeling money defrayed the cost, which earned lasting respect from her parents.

Having discovered her natural tendencies, Erica opted for a polyandrous marriage to Mike, Mitch and Artie. When, after two years of marriage, she’d failed to become pregnant, a DNA test revealed that she was genetically male. Mike took a hike, grossed out down to his homophobic bones. Mitch, while regretful, asked for an annulment and later remarried and fathered eight children (none of whom, sadly, gained PhD’s). Artie merely shrugged his shoulders, commenting that while interesting, it made no difference to him.

Eric, seeing no reason to change her lifestyle or looks merely because she was a he, became active in gay rights and had no difficulty replacing her errant husbands, and even added a wife, who presented the little family with a bouncing baby boy a year later. (Yes, they had his DNA tested to be sure.)

Eric adopted half a dozen children of various exotic beginnings, and converted his parents’ ranch into an amusement park. Once a year, all honor students receive free admission. The following week, just to be fair, or perhaps in a nod to his own high school days, he opens the gates to the ne’er-do-wells. Both groups receive parting gifts of condoms, with a note attached wishing them health, happiness, and a sense of caution.