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“I feel betrayed,” sniffed Bunny.

“That’s putting it mildly, sister.” Jack curled around her, comforting, close. “Those pretty young girls have a lot to answer for, not to mention the old lady who dragged us in. Wait ‘til I find me a gun.”

“Please don’t.” Bunny shivered. “Hasn’t there been enough violence?”

“They suckered us,” said Jack. “They made it sound like we were all in for a good time.”

“It was good,” said Bunny. “So very, very good.”

“Sure it was. Until the axe fell.”

“I liked the music, Jack. Everything was so clean and shiny and smelled so good. The people seemed nice. And that one girl—what was her name?”

“Christy.”

“Christy,” sighed Bunny. “She was wonderful.”

“You forgetting where we are?”

“I liked the bath, Jack. Those strong fingers delivering such an exquisite massage, and then that fluffy towel. Oh, and the smell! I thought I’d died and gone to heaven.”

“Right on one count,” growled Jack.

“And then the color. Dressing all of us in that same delicious brown with just a touch of red. I’d have been happy enough with that, but then Christy said we needed just a few of us in a lighter color and I got that soft, light yellow instead.”

“Have you lost your mind?”

“You’re jealous, aren’t you, Jack. You didn’t get picked. Too old, too gray, too grizzled.”

“Knock it off.”

“Everybody loved us. I saw them staring, heard the applause.”

“Uh-huh. Right before the curtain came down.”

“I can’t believe they didn’t want us anymore.” Bunny started crying in earnest. “’You and you and you!’ they said. Just cut us off without any warning. They didn’t even let us down gently, just let us fall where we would.”

“What do you expect from people who work a chop shop? We’ll have our revenge.”

“How? What can we do?”

“Dunno. I heard some cast-offs like us have created havoc in sewage systems.”

“We seem awful little to do something like that.”

“Give me time, Bunny. I’ll think of something.”

Unfortunately, there was no more time for Bunny and Jack. The drape was shaken, the broom came out, and three seconds later they were dumped unceremoniously into the dark, where they lost sight of each other entirely.

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