QotD: For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear sweet auntie, I’m as pleased
As good old Bertie Wooster
Who, when in need of extra funds,
Had one like you as booster.

The mater makes me griddle cakes
(Well, at least she useter);
Now I’m forced to use my skills
With frozen food and tooster.

With jelly pots and marmalade
I’m silly as a gooseter,
But thankfully, my aunt is wise--
Mere cash she does eschewster.

So now with dawn in eastern sky
And flowers full of dewster,
I doodle day in ritual awe
With syrup from a rooster.