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CARINA KILGANA: CWEEN OF THE KEYBOARD

She's on her own at last! Listen to the dulcet tones of Carina Kilgana singing the world famous rock anthem “My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus” as she accompanies herself on the Moog synthesizer. Then hear her croon the all-time favorite country standard “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” as her sprightly fingers titillate the harpsichord. Swing back to the rock scene with Carina as she brings new life to the honky-tonk classic “They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore” with her inimitable stylings on the grand piano. Let her then set your toes a’tapping as her digits breeze like an angel’s on the accordion, offering her classic rendition of “No Reason Not to Hop Off the Harley and Polka with the Midtown Milwaukee Hells Angels Band.” Before she leaves the bellows and buttons, let your spirit soar to the encore “Ode to Joy” as visualized by her close friend and admirer Billy Bob Ray John “Put the Alligator Down, Stupid” Smith. Last, allow her to soothe you to sleep with the charming and world-renowned lullaby “Don’t Rock Your Baby to Sleep With a Stone,” her fingers caressing the four-tiered keyboard of the Mormon Tabernacle Organ, her toes skipping lightly on the twenty octave double row of foot pedals below. An evening you can’t forget, a story to tell your friends, a lovely time when fun was had by all.