QOD: Your government needs you as a secret agent; don't look now, they're watching.

Dear Public,

I never wanted to be a secret agent; in fact, I was always against the general idea of spying. The government insisted, although I showed them in the Constitution itself that it wasn’t in the spirit of Americanism. Now all I can do is alert others that they are, indeed, watching.

Hoping for a better day,
Your Local Librarian