QOD: You’ve won free plastic surgery for a year. What will you have done?

Let’s glance in the mirror:

Nose: a shade too long, perhaps, with a familial bump
Eyes: fine lines, a bit of puffiness
Chin: Doubled
Mouth: Smile lines
Breasts: Alas, not as perky as they once were
Abdomen: Well, where did you think that extra thirty pounds went?
Buttocks: Yup, there’s the other twenty pounds.

What will I change? Not a thing. I LOVE that pudgy gal in the glass!
I hereby donate my prize to children born with birth defects.