Friday, March 24, 2006

QotD: When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

Lazy Larry wouldn’t get up,
Said he couldn’t get up,
Thought he shouldn’t get up.
Lazy Larry wouldn’t get up,
No, he couldn’t get up in the morning.

Sister Suzy bought him a clock,
Set the alarm
For seven o’clock
It went off sharp at seven o’clock
He hit the snooze button all morning.

Brother Benjamin bought him another
A bigger alarm,
Which he hid from his brother.
An alarm which Larry found and smothered
And went back to bed still a’snoring.

Soon clocks were hid in all his drawers
Some under the bed,
In the closet, and more wheres,
Twenty-eight clocks, and horror of horrors
He’d find them with eyes shut, still snoring.

Lazy Larry couldn’t wake up
Wouldn’t wake up
Refused to wake up
But all those alarms keep him well shaped up
With good exercise every morning

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